intense swimmer


an adjective used to describe when a person is much too focused and/or enthusiastic about an activity.
jake: (starts running in front of everyone on a jog.)
john: dude, jake, you’re going all intense swimmer on me.
jessica: yeah, just chill in the hot tub.

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