Interholic
an interholic generally defines an individual with the same level of addiction to the trawling the internet for love, happiness or a quick w-nk, as an alcoholic has with booze.
typically the person would be a bald, married fifty year old man with a small p-n-s, but this condition is non discriminate with regards size, s-x or age group with many teenagers suffering from the affliction also and then going blind when they reach their mid 20s.
there is no definitive cure at this stage, but possible options such as chemical castration, partial lobotomies, isolation and extended power cuts are being tested, all with varying degrees of lacking in success.
martin is struggling to come (sic) to terms with the possibility that he may have become an interholic when he stopped going to church, resigned from his director position and left his wife and kids; and flee to canada to finally meet and marry the love of his life.
(yes, obviously there was no one at the airport.)
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