Interimcept


to intercept a mid-quarter report when it comes in the mail so that parents can’t say anything about your currently fictional grades
dude i want to go to the movies this weekend, but i’ve gotta interimcept or it will never happen

my stupid mailman always comes at different times, he’s interfering with my interimception!

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