internal fart


a fart produced from the pressure due to holding a fart in for an excessive period of time. makes the sound g’burgle. sensations include feeling like your stomach will explode and extreme bloating. always occurs in the presence of others.
the internal fart erupting in my entrails caused my face to turn red.
when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your -n-s with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)
david says: oh d-mn, i just had an internal fart
kevin -faints-
a fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,”i hate you!”
we know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.
as a fart tried to slip past my -n-s i refused to let it fly. it then turned into an internal fart.
a fart held too long that goes back up ur -ss, up ur spine, into your brain and gives you sh-tty thoughts.
internal farting is a good way to improve sh-tty ideas!

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