internest
the conc–n of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.
1. hey were’s jane tonight?
oh she didn’t want to leave her internest.
2. tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.
it is the place where new internet connections are born.
it is also where naughty little internet connections fool around and make big mistakes by not wearing a condom.
my internet connection died. i need to go get a new one from the internest.
to move in with a significant other/partner.
jill and bob have been dating for a year now, and have decided to internest.
this is the new “buzz” word for internet. it is being used by lots of college and high school kids now.
i don’t know the answer to that…i’ll have to look it up on the internest.
a cooler name for the word internet. much better than calling it the world wide web, and plus, it sounds like the word “interest.”
“go restart the internest, i think the network went down”
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“what if i told you i could make you 1 million dollars, would you be internested in that?”
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“i ran out of internets”
(note: internets can be used interchangeably for internest)
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