Internet Boner


a severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.
man it sucks i ran out of internet quota and i’m going to have a m-ssive internetb-n-r til the next month clocks over.
the term ‘internet b-n-r’ refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
an internet b-n-r, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it’s servers crushed by the demand from new users.

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