Internet Day
an internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.
for most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. however, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
flatmate 1: oh did you hear about …..?
flatmate 2: no?
flatmate 1: google it.
flatmate 2: it’s not an internet day…
flatmate 1: internet day?
flatmate 2: internet day, yes mate.
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