Internet Dick
weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. as to show off or brag.
whats the size of your internet d-ck?
a: guy one; i have 1000 friends on mysp-ce, how many do you have?
guy two; i have 50.
guy one; ha loser.
b: guy one; i have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
guy two; 2/4 -sigh- here it comes.
guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
when a guy beats off to so much internet p-rn that he’s useless in bed or uninterested in real s-x.
girl: my boyfriend’s never interested in s-x anymore. i think it’s because he watches too much p-rn online.
guy: your boyfriend has internet d-ck. invest in a vibrator.
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