internet drift
when you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that “one weird trick” you didn’t know you needed to complete your life.
me: “hey amy, what’cha doing?”
amy: “browsing the internet.”
me: “you’ve been on the computer for three hours! i think somebody is experiencing some internet drift! i’m just sayin.”
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