Internet Drunk
when someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. tell tale signs of “internet drunk” are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.
guy1: check this fly bunny on twitter. she nothing but giggles, yo! post: “i’m so drunk right now, i forgot to conjugate a verb”
guy2: who this b-tch be lying? she nothing but internet drunk! believe dat!
guy1: you tripping son!
guy2: let’s go measure our d-cks?
guy1: word up!
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