Internet eyes


the dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you’ve been at your computer too long. often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. see also tv eyes, playstation eyes, xbox eyes.
a. dude, what’s with the internet eyes?
b. man, i just spent six hours at definithing.com. my eyes are dry as f-ck!

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