Internet Fever
feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.
(matt): “f-ck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new p-rn.”
(matt’s mom): “matt! time for school!”
(matt): “momm, can i stay home today? i’m sick.”
(matt’s mom): “why are you sick, honey?”
(matt): “i have internet fever.”
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