Internet News Scholar
a person who’s sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on msn.com or similar web-sites.
most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
i am about to blow my brains out. cari won’t stop talking about the d-mn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.
yeah, she is such an annoying internet news scholar.
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