Internet Pathogen
in·ter·net pa·tho·gen
n.
anything based on the internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an internet disorder.
you should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to google everything; google is an internet pathogen and can lead to google amnesia.
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usually accompanied by asterisks – on either side. used in instant message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity. can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example. imer 1: hey, whats up? imer 2: -internet stab-! imer 1: oh god you stabbed […]
- Interpated
finding yourself -ss over teakettle for someone after reading their blog, twitter feed, facebook timeline, etc. of course, you’ve never met this person in the flesh, and they may or may not even know you exist. don’t be to hard on manti teʻo. he just got interpated.
- in the wheelhouse
being very close to acomplishing a goal. a synonym to the expression “knocking on the door” “don’t call this late, the cutoff is 9:00” “but its 8:50… i’m right in the wheelhouse.”
- intimidated
to be in the presence of someone who makes you uneasy cause they’re better than you are. why should i hang out with her, she has more money than i do, looks better and drives a nicer car. i’m one intimidated b-tch.
- Invalid Salad
the meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had. dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? aw man that’s not healthy, that’s an invalid salad!