Internet Person

a person (or persons) that one may typically find on the internet. their opinions and understandings of any subject they choose to discuss are superior to that of you or any expert in the field. they frequent message boards, the blogosphere, and can be found anywhere on the internet. not every person that uses the internet is an “internet person,” and it’s very rare that an internet person would acknowledge his or her self as being one.

internet people can easily be likened to the comic book guy from the simpsons.

they also frequently like unpopular things and hate popular things, though if unpopular things become popular they can switch their opinions easily.

not to be confused with troll
normal person: “i loved ocarina of time, it’s easily one of the greatest games of all time.”

internet person: “ocarina of time was a trite play on what was once a great series. it is simply a link to the past in 3d, with a simplistic and predictable story. your opinion on the game shows your lack of sophistication.”
an amazing relatively new video making a homage to all those people that have hit it big on the internet.
it is a catchy tune of most big internet phenomena that have become part of the pop culture.
several internet phenomena that were pointed out in the song internet people:
– the dramatic prairie dog
– south park
– the star wars kid
– the numa numa guy
– the lip-syncing boys
– napster bad
– winnebago man
– evil bert
– g–ts-
– gi joe
– ask a ninja
– lonelygirl
– darth vader
– lazy sunday
– george lucas in love
– chuck norris
– leeroy jenkins
– google (was obviously implied)
– the grape stomping lady that fell
– paris hilton
– all your base are belong to us
– the ok go song ‘here it goes again’
– the sneezing baby panda
– d-ck in a box
– snakes on a plane
– the otters holding hands
– the awesome vdeo of stephen colbert making fun of the president who was next to him =]
– kelly shopping for shoes
– tom cruise in oprah
– ashlee simpson in snl
– boom goes the dynamite!
– peanut b-tter jelly time
– the house with the christmas lights
– evolution of dance
– all the people talking in their webcams
– and even much more!
a person who is an anti-nonconformist conforming to the norm to be normal and abnormal at the same time.
bill: i choose not to follow the norm by being normal. thus i am an internet person.