Internet Pimp
an unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have s-x with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.
girl: hey is that mj the internet pimp?
boy: yeah let’s go ask for his autograph!
girl: no let’s not, i don’t want to get the hiv.
boy: you can only get that if you sleep with him…!
girl: yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and i don’t want a baby.
boy: you’re right- let’s run.
-boy and girl take off running-
girl: watch out- you’re going to hit that r-t-rd!
boy: he’s not r-t-rded- he just has a lot of character!
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