Internet Theory
the theory consists of 3 main sections:
1. you are a virgin. no matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.
2. you have never won a football championship. similar to s(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.
3. if you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you’re a ‘no-life’+(s)1+(s)2. seriously, it doesn’t matter if you’re in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you’re playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there’s no way you will not be living on the street
1.
-xxxdr4g0npr0xxx has been killed by john_doe-
xxxdr4g0npr0xxx: ur s00 g4y f-gg0t
john_doe: k
xxxdr4g0npr0xxx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!
-a prime example of internet theory (s)1
2.
david_doe: i’m in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and i got one of the touchdowns!
xxxdr4g0npr0xxx: lol no u didnt ur just a f-g who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin
-a prime example of internet theory (s)2
3.
martin_doe: when is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen…? 🙁
xxxdr4g0npr0xxx: get a better computer u f-g
martin_doe: what does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xxxdr4g0npr0xxx: lol ur uneducated rnt uéé
martin_doe: no, i’m actually a 19-year-old english major.
xxxdr4g0npr0xxx: lol 19 years old??? u live in ur moms bas-m-nt still u vrigin f-g?!?! lolol lolumad!!!
-a prime example of internet theory (s)3
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