internet viewer
a term used for “webcam” in order to sound less like a pedophile. often used when trying to convince parental units to buy a webcam. they are less likely to make the purchase if you use the term “webcam” because it is more often than not -ssociated with nudity, cyber s-x, and meeting creepy old men online. thus = internet viewer. family friendly! often shortened to “iv”
ross: can i get an internet viewer? it lets you chat with friends online!
mom: absolutely!
ross: i’m getting some poon tonight…..
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- nukkie
an old school word meaning “f-ck”. usually used in s-xual terms. “man that was some great nukkie last night” a slang word meaning to have s-x or to f-ck. yo me and lauryn b had some great nukkie last night man.
- SSRI victim
a person with persistent, possibly permanent, s-xual incapacity — inability to achieve either erection or -rg-sm, or drastically reduced libido — due to the side effects of ssri antidepressants. uh, hon, you might think twice about going with that ssri victim — if you want a s-x life, that is.
- stained the toilet brown
to make something worse and still naively believe it became better. she stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.
- Starwarsturbation
the act of george lucas flogging the star wars franchise into more bl–dy horse meat by releasing yet another dvd box set of the same movies you’ve already purchased on dvd 3 times over. “good lord, hasn’t lucas had enough of his starwarsturbation yet? what do we get next, star wars: the cinematic opera?”
- Bar Shrapnel
an abundance of loose change (coins) found in your pocket after a night out at the bar. caused by breaking twenties repeatedly over the night instead of using your change. i went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.