Internet work-out
to m-st-rb-t- to internet p-rn
to engage in a “digital session”
1. james: dude, i had a huge internet work-out last night. i found the extended cut of “smurfs: uncensored”, it was like 40 minutes long!
kyle: wow, your arm core must be sore!
2. josh: yo mang, check out that sweet–ss blonde at the bar! i’m going to buy her a drink.
des: forget about that b-tch, i tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. i recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead
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