internetlessness


a state of being without internet access
i’m living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account
a rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of africa,south america and mexico. it is a rather contagious disease that originated in zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. all contact with the host mr robert mugabe most be avoided.

g-d speed and g-d save us all
-any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local lan admin-
take a look at africa on google earth at night and you’ll see that theres almost no lights (no electricity) on the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

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