Internity


a combination between the concept of eternity and internet to name a really really slow connection.
i cant download my tv show on this cr-ppy internet, it takes forever. its internity
the period of time between graduation and getting an actual paid job. typically spent in a state of perpetual coffee making and paper filing for little to no reward.
“it has been an internity since i graduated and i am still broke and technically unemployed.”

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