internoia


n. the paranoid feeling that you’re about to be seriously embarr-ssed on the internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from that party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.
“i couldn’t sleep because i know pictures from the party… that party… are out there. somewhere. about to be tagged with my name.

feverish and sweaty with delusion, i turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my mysp-ce, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with opus the penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

…probably just internoia.”

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