Internot
a slow internet connection, deriving from “internet” and “not.”
not another internot! i’m netflix binging today, for chrissakes.
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not having full access to all of the internet.
the term used to describe having only partial access to the internet in places like china and elsewhere due to blocking of sites deemed to be subversive.
since i’m hooked up to the internot, i couldn’t write on lo fat’s facebook wall today.
refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet
from newsradio:
matthew: beth, look at this.
beth: internet?
matthew: yeah.
beth: internot.
those holder sites that you run into when you type in something completely random, and a cheap -ss search engine pops up. when you load the page, you are generally greeted with:
“this site does not exist… yet!!!”
or
“this domain now for sale to the highest bidder b/c we are douchebags.”
www.pwot.com
www.screamingbaby.com
are both examples of internots
refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet
from newsradio:
matthew: beth, look at this.
beth: internet?
matthew: yeah.
beth: internot.
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