internymph
someone who can’t get enough of cybers-x. a portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.
tom: my girlfriend lives far away, but she’s insatiable. every night she demands at least an hour of cyber s-x
d-ck: d-mn, n-gg-!
harry: what an internymph!
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