Intesticide


intesticide is the gaseous chemical appet-te-suppressant vapor that one stores in their alimentary tract and quietly applies to a room full of unsuspecting people while cropdusting.

a combination of the words pesticide and intestines

synonymous with the noun form of the verb fart
dude, i just cropdusted some monsanto level intesticide in the boss’s office while he was on a business call, there was no escape for him, he had to just tough it out. he -probably- has cancer now, but his office is termite free for the moment, they won’t be hungry for a while, i guarantee that.

boss’s face:
📞(ಥ_ಥ) 🔫
#flatulence #fart #cropdust #ripper #sbd #silent but deadly

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