intexticated
describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
“dude, what was that?!”
“probably just some intexticated highschooler.”
“how did she get in a car accident?”
“she was intexticated.”
a state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.
john was so intexticated that he didn’t see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.
driving while texting on a cell phone.
the police pulled over susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.
describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.
with the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone – whether they’re walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends – has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don’t even notice what’s around them anymore.
driving while focusing on a text message.
man-cr-p i wrecked my car.
police-no regard for the road only your social life.looks like we have another one who was intexticated.
result of texting on your cellphone while driving.
oh sh-t! that guy’s intexticated! he gonna run right into that telephone pole!
when someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.
guy: what do you want to eat tonight
girl: -no answer-
guy: oh yeah, i forgot, you’re intexticated when you pick up that phone
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