intoxicated chicken fucker
someone who gets so sh-tty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor’s chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their c-ck in a hapless chicken!
“dude, my wife says i’ve gotta check out some of those a&a cl-sses! she caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn’t stop calling me an intoxicated chicken f-cker!”
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