Intoximicated
that point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can’t seem to get the words exactly right. this is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of sh-tfaced or blackout.
i was so intoximicated i told him about this great “trap i took to the crammed cannedyon.
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