Invader Skoodge
the shortest (but definitely the s-xiest) irken invader from the series invader zim. skoodge was -ssigned to invade blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very s-xy that way. he’s also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by ted raimi.
invader skoodge is the s-xiest being in the whole universe. everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.
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