inventioneer



> noun
a completely “not made up” profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from “traditional inventors” by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
hot girl at paryy: so, suzy said you’re like, an inventor?

traditional inventor: yeah that’s right, did suzy..

hot girl at party: just f*ck off mate. loser.

vs.

inventioneer: yeah i’m the lead inventioneer for hnc health.

hot girl at party: oh wow. you must be really rich.

inventioneer: yeah i hardly even work these days… just come in for the big jobs really…

hot girl at party: me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to suzy’s for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. you wanna…

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