a completely “not made up” profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from “traditional inventors” by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
hot girl at paryy: so, suzy said you’re like, an inventor?
traditional inventor: yeah that’s right, did suzy..
hot girl at party: just f*ck off mate. loser.
inventioneer: yeah i’m the lead inventioneer for hnc health.
hot girl at party: oh wow. you must be really rich.
inventioneer: yeah i hardly even work these days… just come in for the big jobs really…
hot girl at party: me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to suzy’s for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. you wanna…
- 4 way interlock
when 4 people: 2 guys, 2 girls have an orgy where every one is doing something the first guy gets a bl*wj*b while the girl giving him the bj is lying on her stomach on a bed and get pounded from behind. the guy pounding the girl is also eating out a second girl on […]
someone who makes cringe youtube videos that kid too flyjump for me
a s*xy *ss frog. yeah, that frog is so nacht.
a person who snoops through people’s fb posts with no intentions of commenting and not wanting the person to know; being nosey about other people’s status’s through fb posts. usually, it’s someone that doesn’t like someone else, but they have a need to know anything new so they use the person’s facebook posts to find […]