Inverse Farmer
also known as a soccer tan.
wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.
look at my inverse farmer from yesterday, i’m never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!
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- inverted bird caw
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- inverse snobbery
thinking you’re better than other people because you’re working cl-ss, have a regional accent, don’t use big words, read tabloid papers, or for other reasons which are opposite to those which would be involved in “sn-bbery” in the usual sense. the argument that people who live in “rough” areas are the only ones who “know” […]
- inverted ball syndrome
a man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. usually one in particular. it is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his b-lls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance. see also […]
- million moms march
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