inverse hookup law
a guy will bang a chick somewhat below his league as long as she’s willing to give it up immediately with little to no bullsh-t. the amount of att-tude she can have is inversely proportional to her standing on the 1-10 scale.
jim was still at the bar at 1am and still hadn’t found anyone. it was time to apply the inverse hookup law to that 6 who’s been standing in the corner all night.
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