Investment Dating
when a guy is over 18 and can’t get a girl his age so he goes after someone who is below 18 that is way out of his league but he sm-th-rs her until she turns 18 then he marries her. normally these guys have very little if any game, and there is at least a 5 year age difference.
mark started investment dating angie when she was 14 and he was 21!
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