to die quite rapidly
his house got invicerated during the storm
a combination of irrational and unreasonable. jack, stop being so irrationable and go get me a mini-milk.
- komodo draggin'
when a girl pulls your d-ck so hard, you start breathing fire erica was komodo draggin’ me last night and my sheets were no more after that
- lane splitter
when excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. you have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane. they say it takes b-lls to pull a lane splitter. but it usually it usually takes a hand, too. via giphy
- letting it rage
fireing off double middle fingers at the responsibilities we have, in turn letting them rage. like squirting lighter fluid on the fire that is our lives. imagine your worksp-ce is completely full of files you have to sort out. now, instead of filing the files on your desk you say f-ck it, and fake your […]
- london tube
an uncirc-mcised british men’s “old man.” that dude at the urinal was totally rocking a london tube! so i slept with this guy i picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious london tube!