invisi-penis
1. a very small p-n-s which cannot be seen with the naked eye.
2. an invisible p-n-s
3. what one might consider a unic to have.
4. every man’s worst nightmare.
elyse is lucky she is no longer dating max because he has an invisi-p-n-s.
max:yo, joe i had the worst dream ever. dave: what was it about?
max: i dreamed i had an invisi-p-n-s!!
dave:that wasn’t a dream.
max: nooooo!!!!!
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