Invisibitch
1. a person who maintains the facade of being amicable while, in reality, he or she is secretly a b-tch.
“yeah, she acts all nice when her family is around. just wait until you are alone with her–she’s a real invisib-tch.”
the complete opposite of invisibait. instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, invisib-tches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn’t message them first. they usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)
im to douchebag227: hey man you there?
im to normalperson: yeah i’m just invisible.
im to douchebag227: why you gotta be such an invisib-tch?
im to normalperson: i’m playing madden man…
im to douchebag227: douchebag…
the wind
when you’re on a motorcycle on the freeway and all of a sudden a big gust of invisi-b-tch blows you two lanes over, completely f-cking unprovoked.
a player on halo 1,2 or 3 whom over uses the active camo.
stevie:what the f-ck, i just died for no reason!
rob: nah man, that invisib-tch got you.
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