invisible door
when banging a milf named barbara you pull out of her -ss and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection
so i was b-lls deep in prestons mom last night and i was just banging the sh-t out of her and doing work and right when i pulled out of her -ss and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away i get the invisible door.
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