invisible luggage


n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one’s shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. those with a naploeon complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.
after joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the re-ssurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

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