invisible typewriter


when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
me: “hey loudog, look at dj, he’s being all wiggles”
loudog: “f-ck his life. he’s doing the invisible typewriter on his 32.”

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