IOAB


acronym for “i’m on a boat.”

most commonly used as a text/email/im/social networking sign-off to express extreme satisfaction with one’s self.

can be proceeded by or in conjunction with “mother f^-k-r.” (i.e., ioabmf).
often used in drunk texts:

person 1 (let’s call her amy): where the h-ll are you? i’m at the bar. are you still here?

person 2 (let’s call him chris): ioab. more specifically ioabmf.

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