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apple’s attempt at trolling owners of the 4th generation ipod touch.
ios 7 is available for the iphone 4, but not the ipod touch 4? that makes so much sense! (note my sarcasm)
to shamelessly copy from someone else and claim you did it first.
i can tell this english paper has been ios 7’d by several students.

i can’t believe that he ios 7’d my new hair style.

he was caught trying to ios 7 my test.
what happens when an apple attempts to behave like an awesome little green robot.
person 1: see that hipster green apple over there? it is so ios 7.
person 2: agreed. it’s a complete failure at being a robot. it should just try and stay an apple, rather than trying to be something it could never be.
the failure to keep relevant something which is pretty much redundant.

trying to polish a t-rd.
bill: “i’ve spent a fortune on bearings, exhaust, tires, alternator and steering rack, and it still won’t start”.

anne: “well, it’s a bit ios7 mate. just scr-p it, and buy that cortina off dave”.
it’s the operating system for iphones, ipads, and other apple devices, except the laptops (os x),

best feature about it:

you can block contacts that you don’t want to talk to,
the ability to put newsstand in a folder,

separate search bar in safari,

the seamless internet radio and the quick snap control panel,

when you lock your phone the lock sound now echoes !,
can’t activate stolen devices anymore. but that also means apple can block arbitrary devices as they like.
airdrop integration,

comp-ss,

the clock modifications,

a new cleaner look,

calendar music camera modifications,

widgets,
time stamps on text messages,

flashlight on home screen,
being able to change your brightness by just sliding up from the bottom of your screen.
ringtones and sound alerts

no more camera switch to video and pressing th flash on
if you’re on your home screen with ios7 and you move the angle of your phone all the apps move too
-have you seem this new system for apple
-yeah it’s ios 7 it’s awesome
-you can block who ever you want!