Iowa Chocolate Express
a s-xual act. to perform the iowa chocolate express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. one must then, on a partner who is preferably lying pr-ne, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. the pieces of sh-t will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (optional: while sh-tting, make train noises such as chooga-chooga choo-choo, etc.)
you: i ate way too much d-mn corn last night.
friend: you know what that means right? hire some hookers and…
in unison: iowa chocolate express time!
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