iowa cornhole
a s-xual act. the male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the -sshole of the female. afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.
guy 1: hey man saw you with that girl last night, how’d it go?
guy 2: great i gave her an iowa cornhole!!
guy 1: awww that’s awesome, you lucky b-st-rd
guy 2: yeah… want some popcorn?
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