IPFW


indiana university-purdue university, fort wayne (in)

-also known as:
“i paid for what?” or “i’m pretty freakin worthless”
-mascot: a dead elephant (the mastodon)
-nearly 12,000 students ranging in age from 14 to 79
-only 190 academic programs
-as seen in the school newspaper ad for the military: “now that you got a degree, get an education”…that should be the school motto.
-the only school where they can’t even get all the clocks to tell the same time, not to mention the right time
person 1: i think i’m going to go to ipfw for college.
person 2: you would be learn more in preschool…i know, i go to ipfw!!!!!!

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