iPhag
someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iphone, specifically when no one asks.
q: “why did you stop hanging out with todd?”
a: “he’s a total iphag and i got tired of hearing him give head to his phone.”
someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iphone; esp. apple fan-boys/girls.
look at that iphag, updating his iphone with itunes on his macbook while listening to his ipod and scr-w-ng with his ipad. i bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.
one who is browsing the web on their iphone while located 10 feet or less from a computer.
dude, i totally busted jeremy looking at mysp-ce on his iphone when he was sitting at his work computer. he’s such an iphag.
an over-the-top, devoted apple fan who can’t stop parroting the latest steve jobs marketing pitch.
someone who is always the first to sh-ll out big bucks for the newest apple product. may camp out overnight to purchase the product. always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there’s issues.
more generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cybersp-ce. i.e. hardcore facebook, twitter, mysp-ce, warcraft, sims, etc users and most bloggers.
look at those stupid iphags sleeping in tents in the best buy parking lot for an ipad!! how’s that apple c-ck taste?
that guy plays warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. what an iphag!
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