iPhail


often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don’t want to talk to the other person.
i thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, i think he iphailed me. i’ve exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iphone and at&t network.
griff:”d-mn, i can’t get those naked pictures from theresa because she has no service on her iphone.”
john: ”what an epic iphail. wow, miley cyrus is coming to the garden? we are there.”
2. an iphone w/ a user who can not demonstrate proper usage of the phones many applications.
that chick is stupid, how can you not operate a iphone? epic iphail! go get a rotary, dumb broad.

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