Iphone 5C
the iphone 5c revolutionizes the iphone market forever.
changes:
-new colors
ok, come back next year for the exact same thing again.
iphone 5c
apple’s latest sh-tty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. a waste of sp-ce. it is basically an iphone 5 made of plastic… at the same price as the iphone 5. the iphone family’s r-t-rded cousin.
apple ceo: “okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?”
developer 1: “we could be innovative and add new features to it!”
developer 2: “lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!”
developer 3: “lets turn the iphone 5 into a plastic piece of rubbish and sell it for the same price as the iphone 5c!”
apple ceo: “developer 3, you’re promoted!”
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