iPhone Chotch


a person (often a bro (see “bro”) who is pathetically in love with their iphone, and uses it in every possible case.
javier: does anyone have a lighter?
curtis: yeah bro you can use my zippo app lol on my iphone lol
javier: quit being an iphone chotch

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