iphone drunk
when one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) this usually happens while on the transit back home.
me: “hey man did you get home ok last night? you weren’t looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off.”
elliott: “f-ck man i don’t remember anything, and i lost my iphone…again! i’m such a dumb -ss, that’s two times in the last month!”
me: “yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that’s for sure!”
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