iPhone Taxi Looser
everybody who lost or forget their iphones in taxi’s and never get them back.
alex: raz… what’s wrong frate?
oh… frate… i am an iphone taxi looser!
the taxi-gipsy-driver (tgd) said that he hasn’t find anything… he is a liar!
sam: oh frate… you are really an iphone taxi looser…
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